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Everything you need
The full trading workstation
Browse everything as a guest. Create a free account to scan, chat with the AI, and track your progress.
Live Signals Feed
Pre-screened momentum, breakout, and swing signals refreshed every market day. See the logic behind every alert.
Market Radar
Scan 400+ premium stocks for pre-market gaps, relative volume surges, and intraday relative strength breakouts.
Research Terminal
Chat with an AI analyst about any stock. Ask about support levels and watch it draw them directly on the chart.
Academy
14 core modules (expanding) on options, technical analysis, and trading psychology. Pass quizzes to unlock more AI credits.
Earnings Radar
Track upcoming earnings with expected move estimates, historical beat rates, and AI pre-read summaries.
Paper Trading
Paper trade with simulated capital, receive pre-trade audits from the AI Coach, and reset your psychology with interactive quizzes.
Unprecedented Transparency
We show you what didn't work.
Every algorithm is backtested over 5 years across 50+ stocks before it touches the live feed. If it fails, we keep the record public. Here is the full active feed compared to our retired strategies.
Active Signals
8 RunningLive win rates and returns shown in the section above.
Algorithm Graveyard
2 Disabled4-Day Structural Capitulation
Expectancy Failure
Tested over a 5-year, 50-stock backtesting universe. The strategy failed to establish statistical edge because of negative compounding and poor risk-to-reward metrics.
AI Momentum Swing
Alpha Decay
A simple moving average crossover mechanism. Performance decayed heavily under high market volatility and trend fragmentation. Lacked secondary volume or regime filters to bypass whipsaws.
How it works
From zero to confident trader
We built SchlappyTrader so you can browse, explore, and learn the market without commitment — then level up when you're ready.
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Complete Academy modules to earn extra daily AI credits. The more you learn, the more tools you unlock.
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